Still wondering which Halloween body paint costumes β or WHO β could turn you into something unforgettable this Halloween? π
Forget the usual last-minute mask and cheap costume. Sometimes the best Halloween outfit isn’t really an outfit at all β it’s painted directly onto you. π
From seductive devils and walking skeletons to creatures that probably shouldn’t be allowed out after midnight, we’ve collected some of the most creative, creepy and wonderfully strange Halloween body art ideas we could find.
Some are sexy. Some are scary. Some are completely insane. And a few might make you wonder whether taking your clothes off actually counts as getting dressed.
Welcome to Halloween, Men-Dream style. π
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π₯ Devils, Demons & Other Bad Decisions
Apparently, selling your soul is optional. Painting the rest of yourself red, however, seems highly recommended. π
These Halloween body paint costumes prove that horns, a wicked stare and a dangerously good paint job can sometimes beat an entire wardrobe. Just donβt blame us if someone asks you to sign a contract after midnight.
Photo by Paul Myers Photography
When I’m wearing something red,
things get slightly out of hand. π
Never judge a woman by her wings.
Always check the horns first. π
Blonde, horned and already dressed for trouble.
What could possibly go wrong? ππ₯
Good news: the clown has arrived.
Bad news: he brought his own knife. π€‘πͺ
π Skeletons: Because Skin Is Apparently Optional
Why hide a perfectly good skeleton under clothes?
From glowing bones and painted ribs to walking corpses that look suspiciously pleased with themselves, skeleton body paint is one of those Halloween ideas that simply refuses to die. Literally.
Some are creepy. Some are strangely sexy. And some prove that with enough black paint and talent, losing a little flesh can actually improve your Halloween look. π
Hey! I know this guy β heβs my neighbour.
Nice to finally see your muscles. ππ
Half man. Half skeleton.
Apparently, leg day survived the transformation.
Who said skeletons have to be black and white?
Apparently, this one died somewhere near a Rainbow nightclub. ππ
π§ Zombies: Dead, Hungry & Surprisingly Photogenic
Being dead apparently isnβt an excuse to stop looking fabulous.
Rotting skin, missing pieces and questionable eating habits aside, these zombie body paint creations prove that even the undead deserve one last decent Halloween photo.
Preferably before dinner. π§
Still wondering whatβs inside a woman?
There you go. Youβre welcome. π§ββοΈ
Photo by Sarah Furchner Photography
Good news: the nurse is ready to see you.
Bad news: she looks hungrier than you expect. π©ββοΈ π§ββοΈ
βOpen your heart,β she said…
Then she opened it and took it out herself. β€π§ββοΈ
π·οΈ Gothic, Creepy & Beautifully Disturbing
Not everything creepy needs to be covered in blood. Sometimes a quiet stare does the job perfectly.
Dark, strange and occasionally beautiful, these Gothic Halloween makeup and body art creations live somewhere between a nightmare and something youβd strangely like to meet after midnight.
Against your better judgement, obviously. π·οΈπ
She said: βSmile for the camera.β
Apparently, nobody told her when to stop. π¬
This is what life without a man looks like…
Your skin starts cracking from lack of proper nutrition. π
We have absolutely no idea what she is.
But locking the bedroom door suddenly feels unnecessary. π±
Finally found a woman who admits sheβs not perfect.
She brought her own hammer. π¨
She said she was emotionally damaged.
We didnβt realize she meant professionally stitched.
Photo by Vladimir Smirnov
Death never looked this good.
Suddenly, the afterlife has a waiting list. ππΉ
π¦Έ Superheroes, Movie Characters & People Who Clearly Skipped Clothes
Some people put on a costume. These people apparently decided clothes were just unnecessary paperwork.
From superheroes and mutants to aliens and creatures from galaxies with suspiciously relaxed dress codes, body paint can turn ordinary humans into almost anything.
Underwear, apparently, remains a matter of intergalactic law. π½π€£
Apparently, Gotham ran out of fabric.
Fortunately, body paint was still in stock. π¦
Photo by Paul Myers Photography
She looks like she escaped from a comic book.
Weβre not sending her back. π₯
Photo Seeboden by Trentini M. at World Body Painting Festival
Good news: we finally found intelligent alien life.
Bad news: it wonβt fit through the door. π½
Some girls wear little black dresses.
Some prefer to be stitched into theirs.Β
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1, 2: Freddyβs coming for you…
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7, 8: With such scary body paint,
9, 10: Who the hell would sleep again? π
Not exactly the kind of pussy we expected.
Still, weβre not complaining. ππ
He spent two hours putting on his armor.
Nobody had the heart to tell him he was still naked. π
Hot body?
For once, this is not a metaphor. π₯
β£οΈ Mutants, Viruses & Who the Fuck Knows What Else
Science is wonderful. Until somebody says:
βI trust science. Letβs see what happens.β π·β£οΈ
And yes, we tried to classify these. We really did. Then we gave up. 
They called him βThe Rageβ.
We decided not to ask why. πΉ
Scientists tried crossing a woman with a butterfly.
Technically, it worked. Nobody asked about the side effects. β£οΈπ¦
Photo by Mathieu Degrotte
They warned us every rose has its thorns.
Nobody mentioned the nails. πΉπ
We tried to figure out what the fuck this is.
A few pieces of the explanation were missing. π§©
Think you can do better? Prove it. π
Got an impressive Halloween body paint of your own? Send it to myDream@men-dream.com and we might add it to this post – with your credit, of course.
Thatβs all, folks. Now put your clothes back on. Halloween is over. π
Or donβt. Weβre not judging. π
And remember: clothes are temporary.
Good body paint lasts until the shower. π¨π
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